marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
