He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
grandma shit on top of the toilet
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
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Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
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Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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