i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
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Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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