Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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