im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
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