so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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