On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
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Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I think I sprained my soul last night
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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