Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
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i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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