I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
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just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
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Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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