oh god the rape fog is back!
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
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Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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