Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
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His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
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I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Randomize