So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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