she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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