I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
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Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
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The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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