Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I got inside last night via doggy door
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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