in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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