I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
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how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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