walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
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I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
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Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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