god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
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