called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
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I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
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only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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