I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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