Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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