It's a beautiful day for a hangover
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
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i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
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You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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