that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
We named our party play list daddy issues
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
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