Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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