ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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