If that was your dad, he is hot
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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