don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Piatas plus fireworks don't mix well
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
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So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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