i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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