Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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