now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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