I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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