i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
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Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
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things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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