Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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