You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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