matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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