Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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