Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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