Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
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I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
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With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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