I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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