Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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