It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
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so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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