Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
The air was thick with penises
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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