You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Randomize
