a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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