Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
so explain again why im purple
no
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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