This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
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What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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