So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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