what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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