no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
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Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
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I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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