she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
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Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
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HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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