after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
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after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
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Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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