Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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