it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
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today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize