some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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