He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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