no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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